Crab Action and Parmesan Mayonnaise

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Crab Action + Parmesan Mayonnaise at Pale Fire Brewing Co.
Friday, August 8th
Townie Summer Party
8PM
FREE
all ages
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🎵 Crab Action
Space Age Hardcore from the Planet Pluto. Crab Action has been called “Everyone’s favorite corpse paint rockin’ party band,” “Harrisonburg’s heaviest heavy band,” “Harrisonburg’s loudest band,” and “Five guys who try to do the wrong thing and can’t even get that right.” Their space suits are much better than Parmesan Mayonnaise’s jumpsuits.

🎵 Parmesan Mayonnaise
Blurring the line between sold out stadiums and cracking cold ones in your parents’ basement, Parmesan Mayonnaise is Big Riff Rock and Roll for the masses. The least challenging music you hate that you love and the only Harrisonburg band that can pull off a jumpsuit.